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wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

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Title: Bump N' Grind (1994) Artist: R. Kelly 147,253 plays

gqgqqt:

memoryblocks:

purdaldoo:

pussypoppintoradiodisney:

thatfilthyanimal:

ruinedchildhood:

When I drop food on the floor.

 

fuck

oh my fuCKING GOD

i honestly thought it was going to be mmm whatcha say but it was so much better

TUMBLR

only Tumblr understands me

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via agleerelatedurl)




schwingers:

glee/avengers crossover

tina cohen-chang as black widow & mike chang as hawkeye
“i owe him a debt.”

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pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

(Source: the-swedish-short-snout, via youngandoverintelligent)





anabellaa:

xbren-bread:

haihoehenry:

ameruu:

nicoception:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys
are my heroes

they will save us all one day

true love

That’s actually really cute LOL

I wanna do this with someone
HAHA

omfg 

anabellaa:

xbren-bread:

haihoehenry:

ameruu:

nicoception:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

they will save us all one day

true love

That’s actually really cute LOL

I wanna do this with someone

HAHA

omfg 

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tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via youngandoverintelligent)






I suppose this used to happen quite often

  • James: Lily?
  • Lily: Mmmm
  • James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James:
  • Lily:
  • James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.



janeturenne:

blueisacolour:

WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad, via chatterboxrose)




sekra:

Wow, Tony. He’s only going to get milk.

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gehbiahblue:

I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet

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